It's been 1 week since I posted because,
1. This whole week I had this study feeeling ah, so when I have the study hweeling, better make full use of it and study all I can.
2. caught up with many many many unfortunate events. Our lives should be able to come under the film "Series of Unfortunate Events"

This week was the end of the "basketball suspension" and we are back in training! I think SirChia had some great awakening or something. Anyway training but pretty okay since i've been physched up and excited about it.

And something suaybong happened on the 24th this month, and all I can gather is that it's part and parcel of life. (Hahaha)

Lemme talk personally to people now
Serene: Please don't bi wo already lahzxzxzxz! Haha You have 10 reaosn why I should? Haha. I've got 10 reasons tooooo!

Jiajian: We've gotta great mission to conqueur. Enough said.

Audrey: I don't like means don't like. And I think we're super suay bong.

Leena: Dou shi ni de cuo! Sui jiao ni mei pull me! hahaha. And I don't think that you are phenomenal and I don't think you are glam. And your favourite colour is not yellow. Haha

And no I don't think that feelings can be nurtured. You have it, you have it. You don't have it, you don't, and I don't think that I'll ever have it.

I'm eating Bakedbeans for dinner so I expect gas coming along. Hahaha.

Randomities 101 According to Importance
1. Isaac newton is Handsome
2. Don't ever greet MC


Ohmy that's super meinu's eyes! hahaha

1. Firstly, I'll wish MELISSA CHAN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Haha. Okay even though the cons are that I have to get someone else a present on my birthday too but I think it's terribly coool! Haha.

2. Secondly, thank you to those who wished me Happy Birthday! Haha. (Thanks la Dohdoh you are the first) Haha. Melissa Wuu, (Iknow it's stupid but I'm gonna name alot f people) and Serene Jiajian Cry-stal, Jm Adrey Yilei Simin Naomi! Mag! Joline Lee Wj Bella Morgan Chongyao Sherlin Ngteng BerAisyah the weirdo Jo and RuthLoretta Salapok Mervin! Kendra AudreyAng and many many many many more! Hahaha.

3. Today I went to Hyatt to eat and then to meeet alll my friends. Haha. OKAY LA I ENJOYED IT ALOT LA! hahaah.

PS. (Those in the weird blue colour has an inside meaning, so I guess most people would read it as normal) haha

PICK UP LINES
1.Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
2.Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
3.Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
4.Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Today's Fairly F(air+reaky) Friday.

Haha Thank You Simin for your ear and Adrey for the boxy cake and Chongyao for your present! Hahaha. And today's assembly was so EHHEM but Nasuha spake well even though could tell she was damn nervous! haha. And actooually I wanted to pinpoint someone a question was was feeling rather shy (As Usual). And today I knew some unexpected facts which I was totalle oblivious to. Okay... I'm not feeling very bright today. hahaha. And I went down to recess like some happy kid and Leena threw all her rubbish at me. Thanks. hahaha

Went with Jiajian and Adrey and Jiajian's friend to make ic! hahahaah

Joline said that my blog is un-understandable maybe because it's so cheem or something, that only my friends would know what I'm talking about. So today's post shall be so that everyone wouldk now I'm talking about (Even if you don't know just tell me that you do)

Lemme tell you a story.
Can't think of one now. Tomorrow then. haha

VOTE FOR NASUHA! HAHAHA

Lemme start what I wanted to start
14th April
Happppy Birthday JessicaMarsh! Haha. Thank you for being a totalllle wondervul tablepartner and laughing at EricTan's ugly mountain graph, and making blood samples and many many many many more! Haha

We were asked to meet MikeChia in the morning and I forgot to bring my ezlink card which made me run alllll the way home then back. Then I saw Leena in the bus and I was like "HengBong at least I'm not the only one who's almost late". But the kick is! We had to write reflections just to get back to training. Sounds like the 'journal writing' in primary school. Then we stayed back to self train and we ran for like 30 mins, pt for 20 mins and talked for like (30+20)x2 minutes. Haha

16th April
2.4km run was enjoyable. Went to ppmacs to eat (Again) and I was trying to physcho leena to bring her friend here because it is likemuch much much more fun here. Haha. And then she almost made me sing her a song which of course I didn't if not I would be embarrassing myself! Haha. And my talktime...

I forgot what else happened, except that the Wangmama called my mom to have a like a wondervul Teacher-student talk because she taught my mom, she taught my sister, now she's teaching me (For he 2nd time), and she is going like "She and her friend during lessons time allllways laugh at me" Pffft. Hahaaha

Gonna Run!

Hi! I'm here to post! (I'm happy so I shall change the font colour for once)

*From now on, pretend that this colour is a happy colour*

1. Anyway, today I was on the bus and it occurred to me that Singapore's roads are really jammed, that if you leave for school/work at the same time everyday, you'll prolly have such things as car neighbours! Cool Beans right! I hope that my car neighbour next time is tall dark and handsome. Haha. Even though I won't really be able to tell the "tall" part. You know, short dark and handsome reminds me of a cockroach. Sometimes cockroaches can be quite handsome.

2. And also, my super bending effect cool soybeans phone is spoilt. What it shows me is- M sign, pink screen, Nice to meet you (Okay at least it greets me), yellow screen, M sign, White screen, M sign, Turquoise screen. Thanks phone, I've been treating you so well! How can you treat me like that how can how can! Youknow how embarrassed I am or not!?!?!? And it is like so hot (As in temperature) People during winter should just spoil all their handphones and keep warm.

3. And today I ran 6km on treadmill, but I ate 6 brownies, so net weight loss= 0, which also means, Net speed gain=0. Wonderful how 1 brownie= 1km huh!

4. And I haven't shitted in like 2 days so I just consumed like 4 oranges viciously in great hope to shit by like 6 tomorrow morning.

That's about all. It's funny how you start you love things that you hated.

Can't believe that this is the 2nd post of the day.

Haha i was just looking at my desk and it occured to me again, that I don't even know how the medal looked like this year! because I didn't even get a single brown one! And I'm really bored here with my sister screaming down my ear. And she is threatening to throw my sportsbra into the bin.

I forgot what I want to say. Ohya Jiajian cheeer up I shall get you a foot lollipop on monday and happy you happier. hahah

It's been preeddey long time since I posted. Haha

9th April
Happy Birthday OoorJiajian! Haha I know it's kinda late but I haven't given you your card yet. Hahaha. We went to eat at Subway because Sports Day was on friday, and I wrapped her gift times to keep her in extra suspense but was complaining on each layer she sees. Haha.

10th April
Had Napha, and I had to lug that beautiful German flag all the way to school to hear Jeannette say, "Okay, so nice! Remember to bring tomorrow!" So it meant that I had to lug it all over Singapore like a spaz who lost her first german love. And we met tammy and jeannette to narrate the Basketball cca suspension scene and they helped us to try to reason with the Unreasonable. haha

Then we went to ppmacs to eat and Aisyaheats really grossly, she should just blend her burger and drink it.

11th April Sports Day
1. Met crystal at j8 to go to bishan stadium, and crapped around the place until it started.

2. 800m. Me, Yilei and Jiamin ran! And thank you to alll of Melinda's fans who cheered for her (especially Leena lee, her biggest fan). Thank you, Melinda runs very glamly. Haha. But I didnt win. Don't worry.

3. We were running all over the place, to find people and get ready for the cca relay! haha. We said that we would win Netball, but so sorrrry everyone we could have! haha. 100m- Yenyi (super duper uper per fast- she won everyone!) 100m- Joline (Still super duper uper per fast- still won everybody) 200m- Jerusha (Also per fast hahaha) Melinda- 400m (I was dying). Nevermind! Basketball will win next year!

4. And I started crying straightaway and had blocked nose and Lee came to hug me so tightly I could have died (But thanks ahnyway!) and then I became a zooanimal when everyone wondered why I cried. haha. But the kick is, wangchengma (chinese teacher) came and she was like, (actual in chinese) "Aiiiiyo! Jiawei! what happened! Cry until like that!" I was so scared that she would say "You cry finish already, come and pass up your compo okay?"

5. And Jeannette let me hold the flag to make me happier a littttle wittle bit. haha.

6. Jiajian and Serene and Crystal! You allll did great for your 4 by 40000cm!

7. And we sang the schoool song, and we sang it so loudly we could have out-sounded a bomb.

8. Went with Joline Leena Adrey Jerusha Rachel Yilei to j8 to eat, and we sat there for like half an hour then decided to buy food. haha. Then we went to the library where the woman chased us away (again- but she does NOT hate me) and I convinced Adrey to convince herself that i reeeeeally didnt want to go to the Rugby match! and thenzxzxz! we decided to go to vivo since it was reeally early. Yilei and rachel left! So,it meant that I'm left to act young with the juniors. haha.

Then we got up the train, and the train reached Dhoby Ghaut, but the Leena and jerusha were still preparing to lean back and I was like "Eh? Isnt this Dhoby Ghaut oh crap go go go!" hahaah. And we reached there and went to see num flipflops but saw none, and so we decided to go to ben and jerry to eat! haha, and we sat there for like 3 freaking hours the person must have thought that one of us was gonna die and had to impart the will or something. haha. And we talked about people's mannerisms and it was damn funny. (No insults though) haha. But I can vouch that they are gonna laugh at boyfriend next time she does that! haha.

Home Sweet home.

Note to everybody: Please do not ever ever ever throw away the geerman wristband because I handmade it at the wee hours of the morning.

Which reminds me of running later. And my handphone is spoilt!

-Seriously the wrongest-est time to blog about nothing. Haha. I haven't started on geog so I seriously need a big event to celebrate my commence of Geog.

-Eew I don't like geog. Even though studying geog seems to have more point than surds or indices, no not worth the pen ink and muscle ache. That sums it all.

-There is no training tomorrow! Because of SirChia's temperamental character. Are we supposed to stand at attenteion at everything you say? Can't we just justify ourselves? I think he wants all the basketballers to join like media resource library or something. So tomorrow we'll sit outside his staffrooom and show him how important tests are and when all of our subject teachers beat him up and ask about our grades, he should just say, "I told them basketball is first priority". Wow I even planned his script.

-Logay and Logax, I tell you, stop ganging up against me by using the logarithm laws in your brotherhoodly love and disagree with me. So from now on, I say it's this, you do it.

-I think that my sister should just work in like Singtel because she claims that the phone is her territory and that we must give her 10 good reasons why we need to use it, why now, why this weather, why this person, why this reason.

-Leena changed her blog url and she spent like 50 decades thinking of it.I told you pettyshit.bs, melveryglam.bs, itoldmeltogoanddie10timestoday.bs and many more but all of them were strongly rejected. hahaha

-Oh crappomama Jiajian's gonna sing her tone deaf tunely song to us tomorrow when we study outside the staffroom, I think she should sing it to sirchia so that he can just pull out all his hair and vouch to be a monk. hahaha. peace.

-Okay I need ideas for my class's sports day identity since I fought so hhard to get Germany, I make it good right? Haha. And we cant possibly all just wrap the flag around us like a sarong. Wrong. haha.

-I've never seen so many numbers and xs and ys and ssimultaneously before. Traumatising.

A rather eventful day. But Happy Birthday Bella! (Pronounced: Beller, Gongkia Bella, Bi Sai la)

Haha Assembly was reeeeally nice because the guy who came was freaking fuuuunny! He had like 1000 masks and could change voices too! haha. And the prefects didn't allow us to step on the red carpet in the hall, so we had to practice our standing broad jump there. haha. After after assembly, we met outside the staffroom because SIR CHIA wanted to talk to us, then Miss Nair came and asked what we were doing here and Lee was like "Uhm We are waiting to get scolded".

Hahaha. Then SIR CHIA totalley yelled at us like we were his servants or something, because we merely wondered if we could cancel training today, and he was like "Is test more important than basketball?" (The answer is yes, like duh) And he didn't even give us a chance to explain ourselves, and he scolded rachel for no apparent reason, then he slammed the staffroom door on us. If he is reading this, he should know that we can don't come for training, but it's the school's and his achievements that are at loss. We were boiling today. Totalley felt like poking that smug face of his.

And after school, me Serene Jiajian Adrey went to macs to study, and it was reeeeally fruitful! haha. And later in the bus ride with Jiajian and Adrey, it was freaking funnny because we were rocking around and we saw Leena the dodobird champion who didn't want to see me but wanted my fries. And we tripped in the bus that my leg flew so high it almost kicked mas selamat's face. haha. Then Leena didn't want to help me throw rubbish so I consulted Cassandra instead who is nicer than Leena. And there was this ahma like staring at Jiajian with those pussycat eyes. Haha. And we were laughing until there were tears in our eyes. hahaha. And we realised that Jiajian is tone deaf.

And Oh Cooool! Sports day is next Friday! The world commences to see me run. Haha.

And in today's chinese test, me and Jiajian tikumed the mcqs that we could start without the passage! haha. And that Wangchengma woke me up 4 times. Like, can't you give me peace over a troubled language?

A Have a Long Joke to tell you:
Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

Crappomama tomorrow we have PE!

Anyway today was a reaaaally nice day as I was wearing shiny earrings so I can blind everyone. haha. And today was a real laughy day because me and Jessica were inventing buns. And she invented flourescent bun. haha. And MrsChiaw from 3H was talking so loudly we were having extra bio lessons during ssgeog. Haha. And we had chinese test which was my favourite because it's the only test that we don't have to use our brains. Just copy and paste. So easy!

And after school, me and Serene went to collect money (Okay Mainly Serene) and Lee followed around and we realised that Serene has got no sense of direction. Hahaha. lee still enjoys outraging people of modesty. Hahaha.

And Okay Jiajian you are not happy, because there are many bad people in the world. (Sounds like powerpuff girls)

And Leena is a dodobird, bongo eggplant, super unglam gross person.

Happiness is, a new creation,
Jesus & me, in close relation,
Having a way, in His salvation,
Happiness is the Lord.
Happy people are sad people who convince themselves to be happy.

29th March
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY! Suddenly became so shy infront of everyone. Haha.

28th March
Had self training, and MrChia came to play basketball in inappropriate attire. Haha. Kimbarley got 1st for highjump! Coool Beans! And I ran 50 rounds! Coool Beans! And the sun was super ego and happy again, shining it's gorgeous white face at us. I mean, can't you give the moon a chance?

29thMarcho Funorama
Haha. Went with my sister from piano to acjc's fun-o-rama. And I was so proud that me and my sister knew how to go to acjc from buonavista and 3 girls who took the same bus as us didn't know how to. haha. Yay! I supported going against Global Warming (There were hailstones in Singapore). And funorama should be called crowded-o-rama. I bet 1 million people were in there. haha. And we ate and walked around with Joanne, and saw Florence and other people. haha. I was trying to win the top prize but erm... I gave the chance to other people. Haha. Then went to church to celebrate my mom's birthday!

2nd April
Irritating-ing Bella is the most fun thingy on mars. Anyway, me audrey yilei mimi wanjun had 3km and Joline had 4 by400 and Simin and Qiqi had 200m! You people ran welll! hahaha. And I enjoyed 3km because I was alone and I could embarrass myself for me to see so I started singing 'In Christ Alone' then I started to talk to myself. And it works! hahaha.

A scary and traumatizing truth just came to me. Wangmama's staff room will be like next to my classroom next year! Wangchengma! She can just walk 2 steps to find us!

JiaJian is happy.