What a friend we have in Jesus

I'm so half dead. haha. Cause I needa get my white jersey which is still with the fat dodoh bird, by tomorrow. Thank God that that fat bird is not being too lazy tomorrow. Haha:D

Today we learnt the vbs songs, of which almost half we didn't know... and Josiah's in malaysia and we'll have to explain the song "What a friend we have in Jesus"- In line with the theme "Who's ur BFF?" Haha.

and I grew 1cm taller! yay yay I'm calling for a celebration tomorrow!

A pig and a chicken walked past a farm. They saw a farmer having breakfast consisting of bacon and eggs. The chicken tells the pig, "Waoh, my, look at my contribution!". And the pig says "Contributions? Mine's sacrifice!"

Bright Lights, Big City, That's Quite Extraordinary

I'm bored again. And I managed to kill 2 mosquitoes today which roughly made my somewhat boring and uneventful day. Though I thoroughly understand that every creation has a purpose, I don't understand the purpose of a mosquito. If only I had Mr Leng's tiny blood cells then they won't drink my blood. Anyway, I hope Mr Leng becomes our Bio teacher next year because he's damn good and even more damn funnny! Haha

Baked a more perfect cake for my dad to replace the very very slightly screwed cake on his birthday. Haha. Oh I remembered Mr Chia's coming back next week, which means I have to replace my red earrings (See see earrings he also want to say!?!?) Anyway, yesterday YU laoshi treated us to pizza, (Canadian 2 for 1)- Don't ever ever buy it because you'll feel cheated as it was surprisingly ex. After which we (Sec3s) decided to take our annual team photos (Jumping, piggy backing, smiling etc.)

That day I dreamed that I didn't dream something. In my dream, I asked myself "Am I dreaming?" And I slapped myself, and said "Oh yay! I'm not dreaming!!" And in the end, I was dreaming. I woke up in the middle of the night and found alllll the doors in my house closed, and I thought that my sister sleepwalked again and closed all the doors. Actooally, my Dad said there was this black flying thingy flying around (Ooooh ooh maybe it was the lao 5 from ten brothers)

Next week will be such an eventful week w matches and VBS!!! Ooohyay I'm leading song on the first day which is a rather smart arangement cause I kickstart the whole thing and the kids will start vbs happier! hahah

We can all stand under my Umbrella!

Today's training was boring and tiring and hot to the pepsi max. I'm so anti social buay tahan/ I forgot what else to say Buhbye folks :)

You'll be right here when I come back around!

I think I have a worm moving some where around my legs. When the worm is sleeping, I can run very very fast. When it gets activated, I slow down.

I've been reading Indiana Jones! Haha So interesting so handsome so old so clever! But the book isn't as nice as the movie because the book is pretty boring and the author just looks like he wants to show off his knowledge. Eee why am I doing a book review?

I shall get back my jersey when Leena Lee comes back from her Holiday Resort Camp HAHAHA

Happy Birthday Daddy!!!
Me: Drinking Green tea can decrease your risk of Heart failure
Dad: No no you must eat pig fat
Me: That one will increase the risk lorhzx!
Dad: If you do not increase, how to decrease?

Haha. Anyway today was a normal Sunday, and Bible class was normal, abit funny haha. Cause someone said that Jesus was talking to Abraham. And carolling, then we went to eat sashimi hahaha.

I'm superficially bored. Haha So I took this from JJ's blogg!

When was the last time you cried?
The last time I sprained my ankle. Haha

Have you ever faked sick?
I... think so... Block nose sore throat flu

What was the last lie you said?
"Melinda, you are sucha dumbo"

Have you ever cried during a movie?
During I Not Stupid 2 and I started to rub my eye as if the whole beach was in it. Haha

Have you ever danced in the rain?
In the shower maybe

Who was your first kiss?
A Whale cause I use lip balms and they are made of blubber.

Have you ever had an online relationship?
Eh No!

Have you ever been rejected by a crush?
No My ego is mega huge.

What is your favourite sport to play?
Basketball yay

Have you ever made a prank phone call?
Haha So fun why not!

Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?
I don't think... so...

Is there anything that you have done that you regret?
Ah DUH

What do you want to be when you grow up?
I wanna be a Math Professor and teach people who are older than me so that I seem supah pro hahaha

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Never happens

Do you believe in karma?
Nope

Who was your first crush?
Must... I... Say?

Who do you have a crush on?
I have a crush on a guy who appeared in my dream hahaha

How would you describe yourself?
I try too hard.

What are you afraid of?
I'm afraid of people being sad.

What does your screen name mean?
What's a screen name?

What person do you trust the most?
I trust God I trust many people like DDBird Jj etc.

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
I don't... have... one!

What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?
"Melinda shi ge DA MEI NU!!!"

What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?
"Melinda I don't think you can get an A for your PSLE Maths" Damn mean okay!

What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?
A Few years haha

What is your greatest strength?
Show happiness

What is your greatest weakness?
I can't ignore people I like hahaha (Thats not realle a weakness)

What is your perfect pizza?
Just a crust will do.

What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?
Thank you God for letting me live 1 more day!

What is your first thought before you go to bed?
What shall I eat for breakfast tomo?

What college do you want to go to?
VJ I think...

What kind of music do you like?
I like those that JJ hates. Hahahaha

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

How many piercings do you have?
6 on my left, 8 on my right ear, 1 on my left eyebrow, 1 on my belly, 2 on my tongue, 3 on my lip. Ya that's about it.

Who makes you laugh?
Many people haha

Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?
My... future husband? If not?

Have you ever seen a dead body?
During funerals?

Do you have a celebrity crush?
Ellllllvin Ngggggggg! Haha

What is one thing scientists should invent?
A chemical that can fix the hole in the sky.

What happens after you die?
I'll go to heaven.

What stereotype would you label yourself as being?
I don't know?

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Jelly Chan

If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go?
Sec1

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?
Nothing I guess.

Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?
White lie? I think so.

What do you want your friends to think about you?
?

Do you make wishes on shooting stars?
I've never seen a shooting star.

If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?
It's over! Rather not think haha

Do you remember your dreams?
Yes I do!

Have you ever been in love?
I think so!

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Morning fer sure!

Do you have any phobias?
Heights Not Peeing Fear of missing the traffic light.

Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth)?
Visiting yes

How many screen names do you have?
What's a screen name?

Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?
My mom threw our hamster into the bin haha

Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?
This kind of question also need to ask one mehzxzx!

Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?
Never had one.

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?
Yes during Basketball day camp when our group dropped the tofu we were supposed to keep in tact. Hahahah

Have you ever written a love letter?
I've written one and gave it to myself.

Have you ever attempted suicide?
Never ever ever.

Who is your favourite person to talk to?
Random

Would you ever have sex before marriage?
Never ever. Never watch the 9oclock aids show meh?

Who do you talk to most on the phone?
Rarely.

How do you vent your anger?
I pull my hair and write and write and write alot.

Is your best friend a virgin?
Wo bu zhi dao.

Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?
Too clever maybe?

Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
Depends how my mood swings.

Do you consider yourself popular?
I don't think so.

Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?
No lehzx

Are you happy with the person you are becoming?
?

Are you happy with the life you have?
I'm normal!

Let's see how far we've come

Yesterday's training was pretty fun haha I think I can be a director because training came out as I planned! We played match throughout and I twisted my elbow. Hoha. People must think that Jiajian is a physcho cause she sings songs 1 octave higher than normal hahaha

Today I had piano and I saw a siao tar bor! He was shouting to himself (I think it was the same one I saw a few months ago!!!) He looked like he was gonna get activated anytime!!! Scary to duh max. Went to church after that, (And the blur uncle missed my stop).

Walked past the hawker centre and bumped (Ouch) into Mervin and made him rush through his lunch since we were almost late haha. Turned out everyone was late. I was given registration to do for the vbs- v v v important know!

Can't wait haha.

7 Deadly Sins of Chocolate

Today we had training which was rather normal. haha. Then we (Me JJ Jm Serene Rachel Joline Wj) went to J8 to eat and for cip!!! Haha. You know, helping people is a great deal. It a kind of happiness that you cannot buy with money. You get inner peace, and all is at rest. (I sound dead).

Anyway, we were at the Heart Foundation and Jiajian and Serene were doing phone calls to schools, Jiamin decided to do data entry and the other 2, haha don't know what they were doing. Haha. And me, having a burning desire for reading newspapers, decided to find for the newspaper articles instead. Haha. We stole alot alot of food from the pantry!!! :D

And Happy Belated Birthday Yenyi!!!! And Happy Birthday Rachel!!! (Tomo)

Can't can't wait for Saturday hahaha

Hey Folks! There are reasons why I wasn't here blogging for so long.

I! Managed! To! Find! the cure for cancer!

Anyway, the holidays have been very holiday like... plenty of trainings sleepings singings.

Just a few few days ago, I knew that cutting hair was a super valid reason for skipping training. Anyway, just to let you know, no one ever said you are stupid but since you decided to bring stupidity upon yourself, we can't refuse, can't we? And if you don't jolly well know how to use/quote bible verses, hello, ask? And you've talked about being an example, but have you any idea what kind of example you're being? A stubborn person who doesn't know her mistakes. So there.

I forgot what else. Byebye.

High School Musical3
Firstly, I have to express my deepest feelings about it. It's funny. HAHAHAHA they just start singing out of nowhere and they look like they're gonna burst! And Zac efron is eew. Hahaha.

Went out to meet Jiajian Lynn Jiamin Serene after their olevel chinese to watch movie and walk around. That's about all...

Howdy. Firstly, all the best to the higher chinese people taking their chinese olevels on wednesday. You know, it's sucha bliss to not have exams in my holidays and to take a break from cheena because I think I've misplaced my chinese homework- which is a super natural thing to happen because all my homework is folded into half and all of them look like rubbish to me.

And it's been a realle long time again! Haha. Went to MrOng's house to eat, and we watched the rat race which is realle realle funny the whole world should watch it HAHAHA and also Money not enough2 which is realle sad.

And anyway, I love my earrings lotslots to the max and I want to blind everybody with it especially during training. hahaha.

And MrChia made me fall. Look. He didn't even come within a 10m radius to me and I could fall. I was running running when he open his mouth and shouted "Go go faster faster don't stop" So I went and went faster and faster until my legs prob could go faster than the tasmania and I fell and rolled. ha ha ha

I don't know what else to say :( I'm feeling so bored. Time is passing so slowly because time flies when you're having fun so ahviously I'm not exactly having fun therefore time flies so slowly. Blehz